Jun. 14th, 2009 at 8:40 PM. bbb ryan. Bandom fic: Lessons in Finding Unicorns Ryan/Brendon, NC-17, 22000 words. In this story (the bastard lovechild of The Borrowers and Honey, I Blew Up the Kids), Ryan has to deal with his deep-seated …
June 15, 2009
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Polar Bears….Going,Going,Gone (well, any day now, says the Green …
Conservationists are now saying (as they have been for many, many years) that polar bears are going to die out, no doubt caused by those bastard capatilist pigs, with their eight weel drive, twenty gallon to the mile, armour plated ( to …
February 7, 2009
Bear Necessities by dangermouse
His hands and feet are icy though, and I call him ‘My Polar Bear‘, especially when the bastard plasters them to my bare ass. And laughs. You’d think I’d take a ‘paws’ for thought and warm his extremities up before removing my clothes to …
January 1, 1970
Rattail Bastard: Genius.
They may bear their teeth, swing their paws, and roar, but that’s just polar bear for “I’m scared and need a hug!” If you are too intimidated to hug an adult polar bear, at least hug a baby polar bear then. Just make sure the mother …